Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and 
I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. 

“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. 
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.” 
- José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; 
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” 
- Brian Gerald O’Driscoll

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; 
others whenever they go” 
- Oscar Wilde

“I don’t suffer from insanity; 
I enjoy every minute of it.” 
- Unknown

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets” 
- Al McGuire

”If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.” 
- Sam Levenson

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
--Anne Frank

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
~-Mark Twain Quotes


Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.
~Anthony J D'Angelo

.